Hello Oppo, I want to play a game

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 12/27/2013 at 12:25 • Filed to: Character Cars

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I call it "Character Cars". Its sort of like match a car to a personality, but, well, it's exactly that but with hypothetical screenplay characters.

Day 1:) Okay, so who we got here is Donnie. Donnie is a suburban drug dealer who is also a major pothead. He is the secondary/comic relief antagonist, with his weird way of mixing trailer park with surfer and gangsta speak, and is generally an easygoing guy, but has bursts of psychopathy. He dresses like a skater, but wears more expensive stuff like good quality flannels, slim straight cut Levis, limited edition Nike Dunks, a g-shock watch, and honey colored ray-ban wayfarers. He lives in the suburbs in a nice 1 floor house with a finished basement filled with pop culture decorations (his main smoking room/office), an in-ground pool, and a large 2 car detached garage with attic (where he keeps his drugs). He is around 25-28, 6'4" and slim, with slight muscle. Black short hair, and a john travolta from the taking of pelham 123 mustache . Listens to all sorts of music, mostly hard rock from the late '70s to the early '90s. He enjoys cars, prefers american, likes them fast or at least look it, can drive stick, and takes good care of his car. GO:

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 12:28

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GMC Yukon Denali... the Escalade's cheaper brother... perfect fit for this kid

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 12:33

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dawg bro!

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 12:34

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or...

dawg bro!

505Turbeaux > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 12:35

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I know someone exactly as described...he drives an:

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 12:43

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I'm picturing a black Camaro of some sort. If not this, perhaps a 3rd or 4th gen Z28.

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 12:44

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RacecaR > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 12:47

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All I read was "drug dealer", "suburbs", "80's rock"...

WolfmanJimCBW > oldirtybootz 12/27/2013 at 12:48

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It would have to be a new Camaro, not an old one. Notice the mix trailer park with gangsta and surfer speak.

oldirtybootz > WolfmanJimCBW 12/27/2013 at 12:51

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Or perhaps a classic on some chrome dubs.

WolfmanJimCBW > oldirtybootz 12/27/2013 at 12:53

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That is a possibility. Hopefully not donked out. Or painted with a Fruity Pebbles them like some of the ones that run around my town.

1337HPMustang > oldirtybootz 12/27/2013 at 13:02

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naa man it'd have to be one of the f bodies, with oversized, gaudy wheels. I look at these cars and I think "degenerate", which fits the description imo.

LoremIpsum010101 > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 13:06

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End of discussion. All the shady/fun/surfer drug deals I know drive their parent's old 240 wagons. ALL. OF. THEM.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 13:17

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2014 Camaro SS

oldirtybootz > 1337HPMustang 12/27/2013 at 14:01

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I'm diggin that second one.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz 12/27/2013 at 14:23

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Well this is what I have in my head

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR 12/27/2013 at 14:36

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So I wasn't far off!

aquila121 > Your boy, BJR 12/29/2013 at 14:10

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I envision something like this.

Your boy, BJR > aquila121 12/29/2013 at 14:44

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GREAT choice!